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Look Over Your Shoulder.. The
Underground News Is Watching Your Every
Step..
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: The Story Of The Styx & Extreme
Love Affair Continues. Last
Issue We Stated That They Had
Gotten Back Together. Well No
Sooner Then We Had Released That
Issue, They Broke Up!.. Hm..
Well Either Way.. They Are Still Good
Friends And Perhaps The Way It Should
Stay.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: In A Recent Meet FartWiz Had
Promissed To Remove All Her
Clothing, However, Backed Out
Because The Users Forgot To
Bring A Video Camera.. Sure
Kim!.. The Underground Will
Bring A Television Station
Next Time!.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Egor/Ug & Aphrodite Will Be
Celebrating 3 Years Of Dating
This April 21st. This Bbs
Relationship Is By Far The
Longest Running In Southern
Ontario.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Natas/Ccs Is Putting Up A Board.
Rumours Have It That The Bbs
Will Run Off A Ram-Link As
Well As Styxmodded C+Base.
The Size Of The Bbs Is Still
Not Sure, But The Number 16
Megs Is What We Have. Could
This Be The New Carcass Hq?. What
Will Happen To I.Hell?!.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: We Are Sad To Say That One Of
Toronto's Oldest Boards Has
Done Down. Realms Of Mystery
Was Taken Down By Mystery.
After Switching To Dmbbs From
Darkstar 3.1, The Board Shared
Some Success This Past Summer,
However The Slowdown During Recent
Months Really Effected RoM. Mystery
Also Got An Amiga Last Year, And
Bought An IBM This Past Month. The
Bbs Will Be Missed. ROM Was The Very
First Hq The Underground Ever Had!.
Hopefully This Summer Will See The
Bbs Go Up Again!.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Animal House Has Added Some
More Room To The Board,
With The Addition Of Another
'81..
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Guppie Has Returned From Her
Long Trip To Europe. With Her
She Has Brought A Rare Case Of
Bacteria. This Disease Has
Caused Her To Lose 5o% Of Her
Weight, Thus Making Her Unable
To Call Out As The Keyboard
Keys Are Too Heavy For Her To
Press.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: After The Touching Tribute
To Dmode In The Last Issue Of
Pg, Dmode Is Considering Having
Chromium/Pg For Lunch.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Radman/Inv/Pg Has Brought
His Disk/Mag Back. Invasion
Was Released In Last Feb, And
Recieved Mixed Reviews. On The
Most Part The Feedback Was Good.
Invasion Seems To Be Making
A Move On Becoming One Of The
Top 2 Disk/Mags In Southern
Ontario.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Mozart Refuses To Write Anything
For Anyone.. "My Loyality Is To
Vision.".. Fair Enough.. Now
They Must Get Loyal Readers.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: We Have An UnConfirmed Report
That Turnip Is Setting Up A
Plot To Kill Wizard. Apparently
Turnip Is Tired Of Being CoSysop
Of FoT. He Wants It ALL! Stay
Tuned For More Details.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Another Break-Up Has Hit The
Scene, Mayhem/Ug & The Sorceress
Have Parted Ways. According To
Family Members, The Break Up
Was Due To The Fact That
The Sorceress Was Going Back To
School, Plus Had A Full Time Job
Etc.. Etc.. The Time Was Just Not
Easy To Come To. Looking Back In
Time, This Was The Same Reason
Her And Wonder Dog Also Broke Up.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Welcoming Some New Users To
The Scene Chipdancer, Waldo,
Tundra, And The Painter.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Cold Fusion/Snk Claims To Be The
First Canadian User To Have
A Copy Of "Mayhem In Mosterland".
However, Many Others Challenge
That Thought.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Cold Fusion/Snk Is Also In The
Process Of Putting Up A Bbs.
Running Off Of A HardDrive And
All. The Board Was Planned To
Gone Up Long Ago, However Due
To Laziness (As We Have Been
Told) He Hasn't Put The Final
Touch's Together Yet.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Now That FoT Is Running Off Of
RAW-BBS.. And RAW Systems,
Wizard Is Also Selling His
New Program. For Prices, Look
At RAW's Official Press Release
In This Issue Of The UG!
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Master Continues To Sell That
Hardware.. For A Price Guide,
Call FoT And Download His
Price Log.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: The Love God Is Now A Male
Stripper!.. According To Some
Uncomfirmed Reports, He Goes
By The Alais Of "Fabio".
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Dj Three Flavours Is Having
A Party!. Dynamic Equilibrium
Productions Presents A HUGE
Bash April 2nd. For More Info
Post Him On Any Bbs.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Hacker Cracker/Pg Was Recently On
The Geraldo Show. He Was Showing
Off Some Of Sy Sperlings Latest
Hair Club Works.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Mayhem/Ug Was Competiting In The
Latest Olympic's. In His Event
(The Bobsled), He Was Coming
Down The Track In Record Time,
When Something Went Wrong..
Instead Of Making A Sharp Turn,
The Speed Of The Sled Drove
Him Forward, Over The Track &
He Became Airborne. His Body
Has Yet To Be Found.
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{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: FartWiz Had An Operation On
March 10th. According To Our
Reports Everything Went Ok And
She Is Recovering Nicely.
GET WELL Farty!
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Usagi Yojimbo/Pg Was Seen
Purchasing Underground Penis
Insurance.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Natas/Ccs Is Looking To Purchase
An Amiga 12oo..
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Villian/Ccs Refuses To Take No
As An Answer. When He Asked
If He Could Share A Hospital Bed
With FartWiz, The Nurse Said No.
Villian Then Proceeded To Freak
Out And Fake An Leg Injury.
When He Was Placed In The Mental
Unit He Found Himself Sharing
A Padded Room With Waldo.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Extreme Still Has Asmodeus/Ccs
Jacket. She Was To Have Returned
It During The Latest Meet, But
Of Course Forgot. Asmodues Has
Suffered Frost Bite Over Much
Of His Body Since Extreme Has
Not Returned His Winter Jacket,
And Since This Canadian Winter
Has Been Brutal.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Egor/Ug Is Considering Changing
His Alias To UGIE.
{SHIFT-@}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}{CBM-T}: Thats All Folks!
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{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: Cold Fusion/Snkers Is Still Sure
{SHIFT-+}{SHIFT--} The He Is Going To Bring Back
FoF. His New Board, Which Should
Go Up Soon, Is Labeled As The New
FoF Whq.
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{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: The Underground News Is Coming
{SHIFT-+}{SHIFT--} At You With A New Magazine Called
"Undercover". This Small Magazine
Is Detailed More, Later In This
Issue.
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{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: Pornograffitti Is Working On A
{SHIFT--}{SHIFT-+} New Mag Called Technograffitti.
Apparently This Magazine Is Going
To Talk Mostly About The Tech
Side Of The 64 Scene. Many People
Are Telling Chromium/Pg To Scrap
Technograffitti And Place Those
Articles In Pornograffitti Instead.
However More Then Likely The First
TG Will Be Released Shortly.
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{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: Chromium/Pg Has Made Pornograffitti
{SHIFT-+}{SHIFT--} Into A School Mag As Well. One Of
The Underground Crew Members Has
A Copy Of This Mag. Apparently Its
News About Cro's High School, Plus
Has The Odd Article Out Of The
64 Pg.. Apparently Not Very
Impressive.
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{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: Carcass Is Rumoured To Be Working
{SHIFT--}{SHIFT-+} On A HUGE Demo. According To Some
Reports, 4 Pages Per Member!.
Their Last Release "Sadisfaction"
Was A Huge Success!.
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{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: Vision Continues To Fight For
{SHIFT--}{SHIFT-+} Their Life. This Little Mag Is
Working On Improving Their Format.
Good Luck!.
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{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: The Underground News Has Added
{SHIFT--}{SHIFT-+} Two New Members. We Welcome
Wildman & From The Durham Scene
Lone Wolf. Lone Wolf's Contribu-
Tions To This Issue Were Limited
Due To Surgery. Watch For More
From These Dudes Next Issue!
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{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: Chromium/Pg.Tg Has Named Fabric
{SHIFT-+}{SHIFT--} Of Time Bbs As Their New Hq.
{SHIFT--}{SHIFT-+}
{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: Styx/Ug Joined The Us Group PSI,
{SHIFT-+}{SHIFT--} And Also Canadian Based Demo
Group Carcass. This Took Place
A While Ago, However, Rumours
Have It That Styx Will Be
Leaving PSI And Joining MOTIV8.
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{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: Mutant-X/F4CG.PSI Was Recently
{SHIFT--}{SHIFT-+} Busted!.. He Is Currently Being
Sued For About $15,ooo In Phone
Charges.
{SHIFT--}{SHIFT-+}
{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: Radman/Inv Is Working On An Old
{SHIFT-+}{SHIFT--} Ug Way Of Getting Votes. By
Placing A Little Vote Program
Inside The Mag, You Can Vote &
Then Upload Your Votes To His
Bbs. Look For A Possible New
Version By Styx/Ug.Psi.Ccs
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{SHIFT--}{SHIFT--}: For More Information About Group
{SHIFT--}{SHIFT-+} News, Please Read On. We Have
Information Files, Released By
The Actual Group Members, For
The Underground News.
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--- Entertainment News ---
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+ March 4th Was A Very Sad Day In The
Entertainment World As We Saw One Of
The Business's Greats Passaway.
Fellow Canadian John Candy Died Of
A Heart Attack In His Sleep At The
Young Age Of 43. From The Start With
His Days With Second City Comedy
Club, To SCTV, And Then To Some Great
Movies Like "Plane, Trains, And
Automoblies", "Uncle Buck", And The
Number #1 Comedy Of All Time
"Home Alone", John Candy Played A
Major Role In All Of Them. He Was
Also Part Owner Of The Toronto
Argonauts Football Team. He Will
Sadly Be Missed. But He Will Not Be
Forgotten. He Enjoyed Making People
Laugh, So Remember Him For What He
Was... A Great Person And One Of
The Greatest Comedains.
+ Kurt Cobain Is Lucky To Be Alive.
After Mixing Tranquilizers And
Alcohol While Vacationing In Rome.
Kurt (Lead Singer Of Nirvana)
Made The Cover Of Rolling Stone
Magazine In Jan.27th Issue Much
To The Dismay Of Many Who Felt Frank
Zappa Should Have Had The Spotlight.
+ Whitney Houston Will Be Following Up
Her Latest Album With A Best Of
Album. David Foster Is More Then
Likely To Once Again Produce This
One.
+ Ace Of Base Finally Makes It Big In
The North American Music World.. This
Band Clearly Had The Hit Of Summer'93
With Their Song "All That She Wants".
As In Rocketed To Number One And
Stayed There Most Of The Summer On
European Charts. That Song Only Made
North American Radio For A Short
Time In Late November. Now Their
Second Singer "The Sign" Is Already
Peaking Number #1.
+ The Movie "Schindlers List" Has
Been Asked To Be Censored By Some
Asian Government Officials. If They
Are Successful In Their Action,
Director Steven Spielburg Will More
Then Likely Pull The Movie Out Of
All Asian Cinemas.
+ Perhaps The Most Under-Rated Film
Of The Year Has To Be "The Piano".
This Movie Has Been Playing For
Months And Months And Continues To
Receive Great Praise From Those That
Finally Get A Chance To See It.
+ Michael J. Fox Does His First Ever
Nude Scene In His New Movie
"Greed". Here Is A Guy Who Seems
To Have Fallen From Glory To
Dismay.
+ Robert Smith Of The Cure Has A Few
Comments On Some Of Today's Biggest
Rockers. According To Smith, The
Guys In INXS Are A Bunch Of Side
Talkers, They Sing About Inner
Beauty Being More I Yet They All
Date Models. Bono Of U2 Has An Ego
Way To Big.. Bono Can Release Any-
Crap He Wants And The Record
Companies Will Pay Big Money For
It. And Of Course Morissey Is
Nothing But A Lamer. He Ended His
Comments There Saying That His Wife
Would Like To See Him Cheer Up A
Little.
+ Jeff Beck On Introducing Rod
Stewart In The Rock & Roll Hall
Of Fame "We Have A Love/Hate
Relationship. He Loves Me, I Hate
Him."
+ Also At The Recent Rock & Roll
Hall Of Fame A Couple Strange Things
Took Place. A) Bruce Springsteen
And Axle Rose Did A Song Together.
2) As Paul McCartney Introduced
John Lennon Into The Hall, He Handed
The Award Over To Yoko Ono And They
Then Proceeded To Hug. So Much For
The Hate Between Them.
+ Michael Keaton (Batman) Admits
That Acting Is Boring Him. So What
Will The Star Do Now?!. Sing?!
+ Prince Seems To Release More Now
That He Is Retired.
+ Dave Pirner Of Soul Asylum Has
Suddenly Become One Of The Main Men
In Show Biz. He Is At Most Events,
He Is Dating Winona Ryder, And Some
How Ends Up In Every Picture Taken
With The Major Stars. Beats Me!
+ The Movie The Fugitive Has Been
Released Early In Video Stores
In Time For The Major Award Shows.
It's Not Expected To Win Best Picture
But Perhaps Best Supporting Roles.
This Is The First Film Of The
Top Summer Flick To Reach The
Stores. Warner Bros Wants To Take
Advantage Of Any Increased Interest
Raised By The Awards.
+ Schindlers List Is The Clear
Winner For "Best Picture".
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{CBM-G}{CBM-G} {CBM-M}ears From Now....
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The Average Bbser At The Moment Is
About 17-18 Years Old. Of Course We
Do Have People That Throw That
Average Off (Grand-Ma Guppie, And
Great Grand-Pa Wes). But When We Look
Ahead 1o Years Where Do We See Our-
Selves?. Using The Super-64 Ram Chip
And The Amazing Ultra-Soft Processor
Which Natas Put Together For Us, We
Now Have The Ablitity To Look Into
The Future And See What It Holds For
Each One Of Us.
Ten Years From Now...
Styx Will Be The Proud Father Of Two.
While He Holds Extreme (His Wife) In
One Arm, He Also Holds That Thoughts Of
Making Ends Meet. Besides Being A
Fairly Successful Artist, He Has Now
Started To Do Pornographic Movies For
The Extra Income. Extreme On The Other
Hand Has Devoted Her Life To Her Kids
As Well As Her Job. Extreme Is Now A
Relationship Councilor.
Chromium/Pg Is Still Producing Issues
Of Pornograffitti. Chromium Is Still
Convinced His Mag Is Better Then The
Underground (Which Egor/UgIs Also Still
Producing). The Battle Between These
Two Still Goes On As They Fight Over
The Last Remaining 64 User, Turnip.
Trick Baby Has Gone On To Have A
Baby. She Still Ponders Over Her
Nobel Prize For Medicine. To This Day
She Still Wonders If She Has What It
Takes To Become A Doctor.
Natas/Ccs Finished His Studies In The
Field Of Politicial Science And Went
On To Become The Youngest Prime
Minister Of His Country. However
A Plot To Assasinate Him Left Him
Brian Dead As He Was Hit By A Bullet
In The Side Of The Head. He Is Now
Being Used On Spacelab III For Medical
Experiments.
Master Reached The Peak Of His Selling
Career 3 Years Ago. Mircosoft Signed
Him To A Multi-Billion Dollar Contract
To Take Over Bill Gates Position.
Being Sure Of His Moves, Master
Decide To Spend Trillions Of Dollars
On Producing New 64 Software. Mirco-
Soft Is But A Memory Now. Master
Disappeared Just After The Microsoft
Bankruptcy. According To Unconfirmed
Reports, He Was Tied To A Cement Block
And Dropped Into A Lake. A Movie About
His Life Is Now Being Shot.
Hacker Cracker Has Taken Over The How-
ard Stern Show. Because Of His Quick
Moves, And The Strong Following Of
Playboy Bunny's, Hacker's Evening Show
Has Higher Rating Then Letterman And
Wildman (Oh More On That Later).
Scotty Hasn't Been Heard From Since
1998. After Joining A Star Fleet In
Section 9, They Were Swollowed By A
Black Hole.
Asmodeus Changed His Name And Joined
A Band. "The Blood Sucking Maggot
Eaters" (The Band) Has Recorded 2
Albums, Both Of Which Have Gone
No Where. He Is Currently Planning
The Reunion Of Abba.
Fart Wiz Has Been Jailed For Life.
After Her Son (Nuke) Was Attacked By
The Crazed Love God/Cccp, She Took A
Knife Out Of The Kitchen And Proceeded
To Stab Him To Death And Later Feed
Him To Her Family. She Still Insists
He Could Have Used A Little More Salt.
As Mentioned Earlier, Wildman Now Has
A Late Show. Wildman Grew Up Fast And
Went Grey In Early '97.. NBC Saw His
Stunning Resemblance To Johnny Carson
And Went On To Sign Him On As Their
Late Night Host.
Thor/Ccs And Shadowmaster/Ccs Both
Still Run Carcass. Carcass Has Moved
On To Become A Very Successful
Computer Programming Company. They
Now Have A Huge Contract With Walt
Disney To Produce The Latest Computer
Animation Software. They Were Also
Both Married Last Year To The Same
Girl...
Cold Fusion Is Still Not Sure What To
Do With FoF.
Mozart Is Working On New Music For
Both Pearl Jam And GnR.
Mystery Returned To McDonalds And Is
Now Director Of Operations On The
Plante Mars. When Asked Why He
Returned To McD's, He Responded
"I Was Born To Flip Burgers".
Wizard Has Been Placed In A Mental
Institute After He Went Crazy Tring
To Get His RAW Dmbbs Work 1oo%.
Neon Rose Is Currently Writing A Book
Titled "My 1o1 Bbs Relationships".
We Have To Stop Now (Our Machine
Just Blew). Hopefully We Can Fix
This Thing Up Again For Next
Time..
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